[Voice over the loudspeaker in a brightly lit museum.] George C. Wolfe’s “The Colored Museum” is a satirical collection of vignettes that challenge stereotypes surrounding the African American experience. Sankofa African American Theatre Company and Open Stage partner to take you on a museum tour without ever leaving your seats.
Let the actors punch your admission ticket, taking you beyond the velvet ropes. You’re going to be poking fun at old Black stereotypes while confronting them. (Old = 1619 to 1986, from the time the first ship arrived in Virginia to the year Wolfe authored the play.)
Co-directed by Sharia Benn and Johntrae Williams, “The Colored Museum” presents 11 vignettes where the exhibits come to life – highlighting Black themes in ways that are provocative, full of social commentary, controversial and dressed to the nines in the finest costumes from the 20th century (costume consultant, Rachel Landon). Although the themes were groundbreaking for 1986, I’d like to think that pop culture has progressively mainstreamed Black topics to the point that lighter travelers are more aware, more conversant than in years past. That isn’t to say you won’t find anything shocking. You will. I did.
Please follow me. We’re walking, we’re walking, aaannnd pause here.
On our first tour stop, we meet Miss Pat (Weimy Montero-Candelario), a bossy stewardess who takes us aboard a slave ship. As she shackles each passenger, she shouts out instructions: no rebelling, no drumming, no talking to each other, no worshiping God. Montero-Candelario brings an authoritarian spitfire energy to Miss Pat, reprising this same role for the play’s finale. Although she plays several characters throughout the vignettes, the standout performance is of Lawanda in “The Hairpiece,” along with Benn as Janine. Together those gossipy ladies make The Woman (Melinda Anderson) think twice about her beauty routine.
Then Aunt Ethel (Benn), one of the shackled passengers, sings us a jazzy ditty on her cooking show, where she cooks us up some… ssh, I’m not gonna spoil your supper. Benn also convincingly slips into a younger character’s pinafore to portray young Normal Jean Reynolds in “Permutations,” a solo piece I found most unsettling, and Mama in “The Last Mama-on-the-Couch Play,” a meta piece fit for “Masterpiece Theatre.” Marcus McGhee, Johntrae Williams, Anderson and Montero-Candelario add to the hilarity that is Mama’s family dynamic.
Now, we walk to the Fabulous Wing of The Colored Museum. McGhee and Amandine Pope describe what it’s like to model for Ebony Magazine. They may be fabulous, but they feel objectified. McGhee regales us as the equally fabulous Miss Roj, a baggage-addled drag queen looking to scrap with someone in the parking lot of the nightclub. Pope again becomes fabulous in another nightclub act, LaLa “Amazing” Grace. Pope’s an unreliable narrator entertainer whose will exceeds her skill. In mottled French accent she lifted somewhere from her self-important fantasy world, she talks about her fellow singers of mixed descent being rejected in the United States. Montero-Candelario plays her cowering maid, stirring the pot with Lala by bringing her tattle-tale correspondence on silver platters. Kudos to Flo’rance (Te’Sean Richardson) for being the creepiest character in all 11 skits, followed closely by Journie Williams.
Although Johntrae Williams appears in many of the funny vignettes, his star shines brightest with his poignant performances in the Self-Reflective Wing of “The Colored Museum.” As Junie Robinson in “Soldier with a Secret,” he reveals startling confessions of dark things most soldiers won’t talk about. And in “Symbiosis” as The Man, he becomes an unlikely combination of vulnerable and violent toward The Kid (McGhee), in a relatable story about letting go. McGhee delivers an earnest rendition of “My Girl,” carrying enough emotion to bring back his scene partner’s youth.
No matter how the culturally charged content may affect you and your loved ones (over age 16, please), I hope you will be open-minded enough to let this play in, to let potentially uneasy ideas reside with you, to consider how they make you feel. If parts of this play make you uncomfortable, that means you are willing to challenge your beliefs about certain paradigms, to claw under the surface of stereotypes, and to reflect on those ideas with empathy and respect. Benn, also the executive artistic director of Sankofa African American Theatre Company, asserts that, “It is in these moments of ‘squirm’ when the laughter fades and the truth lingers, that provocative transformation begins.” You may even be able to mentally add other topics to form a more complete theme list, from 1987 to the present.
Perhaps you are uncomfortable laughing in public about things that are maybe a little touchy. You’re not a bad person if you laugh – at least I hope not, because most of the vignettes are hilarious. If you just like to laugh, usually at inappropriate times, and you aren’t offended very easily, then come sit by me. Hopefully if we laugh together – loudly, publicly – then we can de-sensitize otherwise raw topics, taking the stinger out.
That’s the end of our tour. Please be sure to visit the gift shop on your way out, or the bar at intermission. I think you’ll find “The Colored Museum” worth the price of admission.
“The Colored Museum,” a production of both Sankofa African American Theatre Company and Open Stage, runs through June 19. For more information, check their website at https://www.openstagehbg.com/shows/thecoloredmuseum. Image courtesy Open Stage/Sankofa.
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