Recently, the website ask reddit asked the following question: What clickbait titles would you give to major historical events? That question inspired us to give Harrisburg its own clickbait chronology.
10 Facts You Never Knew About Glaciation
Harris’ Ferry: Smooth Sailing Or DEATH TRAP??
15 Ways to Get Rid of Your Indians
This Whiskey Rebel’s Story Will Shock And Move You
Trending: John Harris Jr.’s TOP-SECRET Plan (Hint: It’s A Capital Idea!)
Take Our Survey For A Chance To Win Hair From Charles Dickens’ Hotel Bed Sheets
Which Whig Candidate Are You Most Like? Take Our Quiz!
Bigger Mutton Chops In Just 2 Minutes!
Patriot-News Founded
Your Top 5 Stocks For The Coming Confederate Invasion
This Woman Showed Her Ankle On State Street. Outrage?
10 Nutritious Meals From Slag Waste
The Newest Front Street Mansion. We Have The Tintypes!
You Won’t BELIEVE What We Saw In Harrisburg After The Wind Briefly Cleared Away The Factory Smoke
Adorable Pics From Cameron School’s 6th Grade Graduation/First Day Of Work
10 Lessons In Life From Harrisburg’s Plutocrats
State Capitol Burns: Wrath Of An Angry Christian God, Says Our Reader Poll
Which Black Neighborhood Should The State Government Demolish Next? You Decide!
Is That Vomit Cholera Or Tuberculosis? We Let You Know!
SHOCKER: One Of The People Behind City Beautiful Is A WOMAN!!
Only 8 Bodies Dumped Outside City Speakeasies Last Night. Progress?
Trending: Top 10 Reasons Why Trolleys Stink
War Is Over: 5 Harrisburg Steel and Rail Companies To Invest In NOW
Can You Believe It? This Man Just Named A Bridge For HIMSELF!
You’ll Never Guess Which City Streets Will Become Speedways
Our Favorite Looted Items? We Asked The Rioters.
Why This Tropical Storm Is Blowing Up
Slideshow: 10 Suburbs To Flee To Now
Our Shopping Picks: Harrisburg’s Top 5 Closed Department Stores
Don’t Watch This Footage If You Love Nuclear Power!
Reader Poll: You Voted “The Spot” The Only Restaurant In Harrisburg
What Used To Be In That Empty Lot? Take Our Quiz.
5 SHOCKING Schemes to Fix The City Incinerator
Playtime: Match The Artifact To The Museum
Steve Reed’s 7 Terms—Ranked!
PennLive Founded
She Called Them Scumbags. They Made Her a Pizza. What Happened Next
May Surprise You.
Can You Spot The Differences Between The 2 City Receivers? Neither Could We!
5 Ways To Make Your Comb-over Say, “I Can Lead”
Paul Barker contributed to this silly exercise.